This is a bit awkward for me to admit.... But... I don't.... Tweet. I'm tweetless. I am without tweet. I am tweetingly impaired. Unlike millions of Americans who don't suffer from tweeting related issues; I stand alone. A man without a tweet.
Whats more I don't know what a tweet is. Can't say at this juncture I am particularly interested or have time. Thats not to say that I am not a rebel in my defiance. I suppose if the right circumstance presented itself, I might tweet.
I'm just not ready. Frankly the whole thing scares me. Its all happening to fast. I can't keep up.
I'm twitterpated.
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